May 2013
Goodmorning Texts
rambrreezy:
it’s feel good once you wake up in the morning knowing that they think about you at night and once they wake up they know that how much they mean to you. a good morning texts whether it a ‘Have a wonderful day or Today will be a good day’ from them put hat smile on your face. I love getting Goodmorning texts from someone who is worth my time.
haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
you know this song.
every word.
...
so i went to a museum the other day.... →
lulz-time:
i-o-u-a-fall:
so i went to a museum the other day there’s this on the office window of the biology room
and this is the first one i see
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twistedviper:
whorusszahhak:
perfectionistdia:
whorusszahhak:
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY...
cha-ser:
lightlesslove:
fuckinpessimist:
...
randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
Watchzubat:
Oh my god this is worth the 6 seconds
imagine-dragonlords:
thewayweride:
If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy FINE If you’re gay and you fall for a woman FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys FINE If you’re pansexual and have a preference FINE What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the...
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
